Persons wearing costume don't have to worry about wife or girlfriend?
Which one of these buttons calls your parents to come pick you up?
And here I thought men already had enough sex deterrents for women.
What the f@#$% is an Aluminum Falcon? got an ATM machine in that Lite Brite chest of yours?
Does this come with a self-help book to overcome the depression as you realize you are a 40 year old virgin wearing a darth vader costume?
Will I ever get a date again after wearing this?
It won't let me select the color :(
- I think it's funny that other customers who purchase this item also like Trojan Elexa Ultra Sensitive Lubricated Latex Condoms - 24 pack.
- For protection from their left or right hand?